Music To Our...(ahem) Hearts : Ashley Walters

Happy Monday, peeps! And Happy Labor Day, as it were.

Today I got to experience the West-Indian Day Parade and Carnival 2009 in Brooklyn. Music thumpin' and bodies jumpin', carnival brought out the hot males like you would NOT believe. I'm walking through the parade, catching glimpses of half-naked men's beautifully and intricately-crafted bodies. Glistening with sweat, gyrating left and right to the irresistible rhythms of Caribbean music. Each time a new chocolate confection passed me by, it was like music to my loins, all tingly and what not. "Yesss," I whispered as they passed, "Yes. Yes. Yesss."

So while we're on the subject of music and sexy chocolate desserts that leave us begging for more, today's juicy tidbit: ASHLEY WALTERS!!! Ashley, also known as Asher D, is an import from across the pond in the UK. This 27 year old Hersey's Kiss is a rapper-turned-actor formerly of the group So Solid Crew. While rapping, Ashley got into a little trouble with the Law, then changed his life for the better, which, let's be honest, is kinda sexy. As if spitting 16 bars and doing naughty things weren't enough to get us all excited, he's actually dead sexy in that dorky, creative-but-still-masculine kinda way we like mucho. Bad boy-turned-good is the best kind of dessert. The kind that melts the...(ahem)...heart...or loins...or both. Mmm mm mm, decadent!


Let's take a moment of silence for the naughty and decadent dessert that is Ashley.

Stalk on!