Husband Material: Wentworth Miller

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Hot men, mmmm. What does the word "hot" even mean? Merriam-Webster's Dictionary defines the adjective "hot" as "capable of giving a sensation of heat, sexually excited or receptive, and/or sexy", among other definitions. Well, that sounds about right.

What, however, does it mean to YOU in relation to men? What makes one particular guy hot, while the others are not? Does it come down to simply physical attraction, with your heart stopping at a mere glance at his body, face, abs, or eyes? Or is it deeper than that? How much deeper? Do brains, a sense of humor, or good manners completely trump all else in the search for hotness? What is it about men that gets your nether regions all in a tizzy? Inquiring minds want to know.

While you're thinking about that...today's juicy tidbit: WENTWORTH MILLER!! This 37 year old, 6'1 stunner with an immensely diverse ethnic background has been setting panties aflame for years, having starred in the hit Fox series Prison Break. And as of late, Wentworth, a Princeton University graduate with a degree in English Lit and experience singing in a college a capella group [::swoon::], took on the task of kicking asses and taking names on the season premiere of Law & Order: SVU. I can't even tell you how many friends of mine who had seen the episode were overcome with immense joy while telling me about his cameo. But this hottie's been on my radar since way back. He was immortalized on my "Wall of Men" in back in high school, an image of him as a model ripped from the pages of the now deceased YM Magazine and securely taped up along with the others. Looking at that man, with eyes that pierce the soul, who is of African-American, Jamaican, English, German, Russian, French, Jewish, Dutch, AND Lebanese ancestry, never failed to send my core temperature shooting above 98.6 degrees. Still, Mr. Miller was never one to be considered as merely perfunctory...no, no, no... this one's husband material.

Let's take a moment of silence for the well-rounded hotness that is Wentworth.

Stalk on!!

P.S. Soooo, done thinking about what "hot" means to you? Wonderful. Leave a comment below and share with the class....

Helllllllllo, Mr. Officer: Adam Rodriguez

Happy Monday, Peeps!

I'm so lucky to have such a great team supporting me in my hot male stalking endeavors. Friends and family alike have been going full force to help me seek out the hottest of hot, and for that, I am so thankful. So hats off to you, lovies! You are truly helping make the world a happier place, one stalk at a time.

That being said, I've been doing this for years, if only subconsciously. My mom, one of my partners in stalking crime, has done her part as well, while playfully poking fun at me for having such a passion. During a visit home, she was so excited to finally get a chance to sit me down to watch her new favorite show, CSI: Miami. She had been talking about the show with such fervor that I had to see what the fuss was about. Detective shows, especially the CSIs and Law & Orders, abound on boob tube, so what was so special about this one? I simply didn't get it...that is, until a CSI: Miami marathon came on. Curled up in our warm blankeys with coffee cups in hand, we gazed at the screen, as I waited impatiently for the magic to happen. "You'll see," she said smirking happily. "Just wait."

And bless her heart, because the magic did indeed happen, and oh, how wonderfully tingle-y it felt. Getting his "investi-ga-tory" detective on as Eric Delko was today's juicy tidbit: ADAM RODRIGUEZ! Adam, the 34 year old, 6 ft tall, 1/4 Cuban, 3/4 Puerto Rican New York native is an ex-full time stockbroker -cum- actor (don't forgive the pun). He's best known for his role as Delko on CSI: Miami, but has appeared in several TV shows, films and music videos since beginning his acting career. He will also star in the upcoming Tyler Perry movie "I Can Do Bad All By Myself" alongside Taraji P. Henson, AND a little birdie hinted that he might even show up on the new season of Ugly Betty. The suspense is just too much.

Adam's got it all: smoldering good looks, brains, talent, smoldering good looks, NY swagger, a grown man fashion sense, and did I mention he is fine like wine?! When he transforms into his character Eric Delko and slaps on a pair of those medical gloves to inspect a crime scene, I wanna die just so he can run his man hands allllll over my body. Cavity search me, Adam. Cavity. Search. Me. [Hahahahaha ok, I MAY have gone too far with that one but come on! Like you weren't thinking that!!]

Let's take a moment of silence of the dirty thought inducing magic that is Adam.

Stalk on!

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Music To Our...(ahem) Hearts : Ashley Walters

Happy Monday, peeps! And Happy Labor Day, as it were.

Today I got to experience the West-Indian Day Parade and Carnival 2009 in Brooklyn. Music thumpin' and bodies jumpin', carnival brought out the hot males like you would NOT believe. I'm walking through the parade, catching glimpses of half-naked men's beautifully and intricately-crafted bodies. Glistening with sweat, gyrating left and right to the irresistible rhythms of Caribbean music. Each time a new chocolate confection passed me by, it was like music to my loins, all tingly and what not. "Yesss," I whispered as they passed, "Yes. Yes. Yesss."

So while we're on the subject of music and sexy chocolate desserts that leave us begging for more, today's juicy tidbit: ASHLEY WALTERS!!! Ashley, also known as Asher D, is an import from across the pond in the UK. This 27 year old Hersey's Kiss is a rapper-turned-actor formerly of the group So Solid Crew. While rapping, Ashley got into a little trouble with the Law, then changed his life for the better, which, let's be honest, is kinda sexy. As if spitting 16 bars and doing naughty things weren't enough to get us all excited, he's actually dead sexy in that dorky, creative-but-still-masculine kinda way we like mucho. Bad boy-turned-good is the best kind of dessert. The kind that melts the...(ahem)...heart...or loins...or both. Mmm mm mm, decadent!


Let's take a moment of silence for the naughty and decadent dessert that is Ashley.

Stalk on!