Helllllllllo, Mr. Officer: Adam Rodriguez

Happy Monday, Peeps!

I'm so lucky to have such a great team supporting me in my hot male stalking endeavors. Friends and family alike have been going full force to help me seek out the hottest of hot, and for that, I am so thankful. So hats off to you, lovies! You are truly helping make the world a happier place, one stalk at a time.

That being said, I've been doing this for years, if only subconsciously. My mom, one of my partners in stalking crime, has done her part as well, while playfully poking fun at me for having such a passion. During a visit home, she was so excited to finally get a chance to sit me down to watch her new favorite show, CSI: Miami. She had been talking about the show with such fervor that I had to see what the fuss was about. Detective shows, especially the CSIs and Law & Orders, abound on boob tube, so what was so special about this one? I simply didn't get it...that is, until a CSI: Miami marathon came on. Curled up in our warm blankeys with coffee cups in hand, we gazed at the screen, as I waited impatiently for the magic to happen. "You'll see," she said smirking happily. "Just wait."

And bless her heart, because the magic did indeed happen, and oh, how wonderfully tingle-y it felt. Getting his "investi-ga-tory" detective on as Eric Delko was today's juicy tidbit: ADAM RODRIGUEZ! Adam, the 34 year old, 6 ft tall, 1/4 Cuban, 3/4 Puerto Rican New York native is an ex-full time stockbroker -cum- actor (don't forgive the pun). He's best known for his role as Delko on CSI: Miami, but has appeared in several TV shows, films and music videos since beginning his acting career. He will also star in the upcoming Tyler Perry movie "I Can Do Bad All By Myself" alongside Taraji P. Henson, AND a little birdie hinted that he might even show up on the new season of Ugly Betty. The suspense is just too much.

Adam's got it all: smoldering good looks, brains, talent, smoldering good looks, NY swagger, a grown man fashion sense, and did I mention he is fine like wine?! When he transforms into his character Eric Delko and slaps on a pair of those medical gloves to inspect a crime scene, I wanna die just so he can run his man hands allllll over my body. Cavity search me, Adam. Cavity. Search. Me. [Hahahahaha ok, I MAY have gone too far with that one but come on! Like you weren't thinking that!!]

Let's take a moment of silence of the dirty thought inducing magic that is Adam.

Stalk on!

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