GOOOOOAAAL!! : Freddie Ljungberg

Happy Monday, peeps!

It is my esteemed pleasure to kick start your work week by hitting you over the head with hotness at its most delectable. Today, I'm coming with a special alert, my M.A.M.B alert (for those of you that are new to H.M.A., the Men. Agression. Muscles. Brawn. [M.A.M.B] alert is especially for sports guys.), with soccer as the main event.

Mmm, soccer...or football as they call it, well, everywhere else but the US. Interesting sport it is indeed. I will be blatantly honest and admit that hell if i know how to play or what any of it means. If a player scores a goal, some announcer will most certainly yell GOOOOOAAAAAAAL! at the top of their lungs for at least a whole 2 minutes. And when a game is on, you can bet your bottom dollar that every man in a 100 mile radius of a television, computer and/or radio will be congregate to view the spectacle. And if the idea of millions of potentially hot men gathering to watch the sport weren't enough, the sport itself offers up some of the tastiest male specimens the world has to offer! I'm talking DISGUSTINGLY handsome; all running up and down a field in little shorts, sweating profusely, picking fights with each other and smacking each other's bums. "Woooo", she says as she fans herself with a pair of panties, "I ain't mad, hoooney!"

Speaking of footballers I'd throw my panties at, today's juicy tidbit: FREDDIE LJUNGBERG!!! Freddie is a 32 year old Swedish sports stunner who, after having played on several international teams, he has found his latest home in Seattle, Washington with the Seattle Sounders FC. He's so much of a stunner with his square jaw, ice blue eyes, and body that looks like it was chiseled out of granite by the likes of Michaelango or Rodin, that Calvin Klein had the good sense to snatch him up for his ad campaigns. Mmm mm mm, he could kick a pass through my goal post anyday...or whatever terminology they use in the football world for that...you know what I mean.

Let's take a moment of silence for the Swedish splendor that is Freddie.

Stalk on!