Thursday, May 8, 2014

Want More? We're Back.

Guess who's back, Peeps!

We know, we did something bad. Something unthinkable. We left you. We abruptly ripped the Hot Male Alert rug right from under you. And from under ourselves. It was devastating. And that was in 2010.

But what we didn't realize then is that our little movement, our overwhelming desire to share beautiful men with the world via cheeky commentary, would spark a revolution. We weren't the first to do this and we respect those that came before us. What we did do is put our special H.M.A. flavor on it. Our brand has carried on, oddly enough, without us. Since 2010, we have seen our influence spread like wildfire throughout the world wide web. Several major magazines and some other blogs (we're too classy to name names, but you know who you are) have appropriated our style and tried to mimic our voice. We see ourselves in you, or at least we see what you were hoping to achieve. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, color us flatter....if not a little bit riled up.

But guess who's back? We are. We have realized the error of our ways. Forgive us? Cool, let's get back in the saddle. Here goes nothing.

Stalk on!