Morning Quickie: Chris Hemsworth

Happy Monday, Peeps!

For today's morning quickie -worthy juicy tidbit, I'm bringing you the Thundah From Down Undah, the Hottie With A Body who's sure to put the "good" in your "G'day Mate!": Australian acting stallion CHRIS HEMSWORTH!!!

FEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTT your tired eyes, my lovelies, and let the sight of this handsome creature whisk you away to naughty Never Never Land. And don't rush back; we understand that what you two need to do there maaaaay just take a while...

Let's take a moment of silence for the Aussie Thundah that is Chris.

Stalk on!

Baby, Are You Down?: Jay Sean

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Its funny how magnetic male hotness is. I could be walking the streets of NYC, stopping in a store, watching TV or listening to music and it will just JUMP out at me, so full, bright and overpowering that it can't be resisted. Just the other day I saw a beautiful man pass by me on the street and I lost all concentration. I texted friends with news: "I just saw the hottest guy ever!!". "Do I smell crazy?!", one replied. "No," I responded with pride, "You smell a woman that's always on her J.O.B.!!"

And speaking of my J.O.B., today's juicy tidbit: JAY SEAN!!! Jay Sean is a 26 year old British-Indian superstar import. He is a singer–songwriter, rapper, beatboxer record producer, and arranger who has been amazing the world with his sexy vocal stylings and a body that just won't quit (and thank heavens for that!). He's now trying to achieve cross-over success in America with his single "Down" with Lil' Wayne. I had heard it before on the radio, as its getting great amounts of play, but it wasn't until I saw the video for the single that I fully understood the extent of his hot male-ness. The opening shot of the video is him standing shirtless in the mirror. MMmmmm, you do the math... Its good stuff, indeed. And on top of that, he's got swagger AND a british accent. What's not to like?

Let's take a moment of silence for the shirtless-in-the-mirror-flexing-his-booooddddy splendor that is Jay Sean.

Stalk on!

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Ninja Love: Rain

Happy Monday, Peeps!!

Lately I've had an insatiable taste for Kung Fu Treachery, what with all the recent movie releases that involve high amounts of ass kickin', swash-bucklin', sweaty, bloody Hot Male Alert fantasticalism!! I scratched my eternal itch this weekend when I saw my new favorite movie, Ninja Assassin. And ooooh was I pleased...in my naughty places most of all.

Today's juicy tidbit: RAIN!!!! Born in South Korea in '82, Rain is a quadruple threat: K-pop singer, dancer, actor, and apparently the baddest ninja assassin mofo that eva did live!!! As Raizo in Ninja Assassin, he sticks it to the Man (in his case his "father"), looking sexy with his impeccable body, doing sick ass moves as he flings his wet chin-length hair out of his face repeatedly. All this while also subconsciously fallin in lust with a Black girl, which made me cheese harder than a cheshire cat!!

AHHHH, SO MUCH STIMULATION!! Good times, indeed. It was this girl's wet dream: hardcore action, killin', fightin', hard bodies, and Bl-Asian Love!! Yesssss!!

Let's take a moment of silence for the ass-kickin' assassin splendor that is Rain.

Stalk on!