Morning Quickie: Santiago Cabrera

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Since we've all got somewhere to be this morning, we'll have to get our jollies quick, fast and in a hurry.

Today's juicy tidbit: SANTIAGO CABRERA!!! 31 years old, actor, Chilean, piping hot. 'Nuff said.

Let's take a moment of silence and give thanks for morning quickies like Santiago.

Stalk on!

M.A.M.B ALERT: Will Demps

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Sooo, I'm just gonna jump right in on this one. No need to dilly-dally.

Today's juicy tidbit: WILL DEMPS!!! You may recognize this 30 year-old, 6ft tall, 208lb Charleston, South Carolina native from his days of throwing the pigskin around with the New York Giants, Baltimore Ravens, and the Houston Texans. Now, though, sexy ol' Big Willy is a free agent. And with his chiseled good looks, winning Colgate smile, and just all around scrumptiousness (which no doubt could be attributed to his Koren mother and African-American father falling in love and doing us all a major solid), he would be more than welcome to bring his free agent self over here and sign with my team! We could practice everyday: he could tackle me any which way his little heart desires. I'm up for the challenge, because I definitely can take a hit. Mmm mm mm, scrumpt-dilli-umptious!!

Let's take a moment of silence of the sheer M.A.M.B goodness that is Will.

Stalk on!

Anonymous Sexy #1: He Who Shall Remain Nameless

Happy Monday, Peeps!

You know, stalking is a tough job. One of the toughest, if you ask me. I mean, I'm ALWAYS on my J.O.B., scouring the internet, scanning the streets, etc. all to bring to light the hottest of the hot. I practically eat, sleep and breath Hot Male Alert. It is indeed a tough job, but, sigh, someone's gotta do it. And oooh, don't you worry, I do it, with extreme pleasure.

The overall reward, though, is having the good fortune to catch glimpses of some of the most beautiful male specimens the world at large has to offer!! ...And let the congregation say "AMEN!" Problem is, even with all the investiga-tory probing that I conduct, sometimes my powers of the stalk come up with little to no vital stat information. LAME! However, it just wouldn't be fair not to share such yumminess even it remains nameless. That would be like me walking down the street, seeing a hot guy, and NOT whipping my head around in a style quite reminiscent of Linda Blair in The Exorcist. No, no, no, that just would not do.

So, today's juicy tidbit: HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HIS NAME IS!!! Came across him thanks to our friends over at Another Guy Blog (anotherguyblog.blogspot.com). Don't know how old he, how tall he is, how much he weighs, what he does for a living, what his favorite color is, if he'd prefer my legs wrapped around his waist OR thrown over his shoulders while getting down to the business of lovin', don't know a single thing about him. Don't know...and frankly don't care. What I DO know is more than enough. And what do we know about Anonymous Sexy #1, kids??? Say it with me, now: "HE'S BEEEEEEEEAAAAUTIFUL!!" Just look at him. As an added fun activity, I like to stare at him and pretend like I'm tracing the outline of his muscles with my tongue. Feel free to follow suit.

Let's talk a moment of silence for the anonymous sexiness that is [insert name here]!

Stalk on!

P.S. If you know this man, and would like to share details with the class, please email me at hotmalealert@gmail.com. Please and thank you.

Grrrrrrrooooowwwwl: Johnny Tri Nguyen

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Today's juicy tidbit is an oldie but goodie. Ridiculously hot Johnny Tri Nguyen was one of my first Hot Male Alerts, way back in the day, and every time I come across his picture, something happens to me. And it goes a little something like this:

1) Eyes bug out
2) Completely stop breathing
3) Once breathing recommences,
4) Let out a big ::siiiiiiiiiiiigh::
5) Try to speak, but instead can only form loud, abrupt sounds that quite possibly are only heard and understood within the animal kingdom.
6) Foaming at the mouth, drooling, and panting are also known potential side effects

That being said, I could talk him up, but....why?!?! Just LOOK at him!!!! He's so beautiful it doesn't make any sense. Mmmm, mmm, mm, [insert animal noise here].

Let's take a moment of silence for the "he's so tasty he needs an instant replay" appeal of Johnny.

Stalk on!

"The Hottest Nerd I've Ever Seen": Sean D. Sullivan

Happy Monday, Peeps!


What a beautiful day to wake up and smell the hottie. It'd be nice if we could all just roll over and find it in bed next to us. If you've got that, more power to you and I'm super jealous. If not, I've got a treat for you...

Today's juicy tidbit: SEAN D. SULLIVAN!!! I've been keeping him under wraps for a while, wanting him to be my secret hottie viewing pleasure. Yes, I'm selfish like that sometimes. Don't judge me.

Sean is an up-and-coming model making a splash with his ridiculously good-looking looks. When I showed him to a group of close friends, one friend exclaimed "well that's the hottest nerd i've ever seen!" And right she is indeed. Photographers Doug Inglish and Nate Jensen did a wonderful job of capturing Sean's man beauty. We likey.

But seriously, it is at ALL possible to get him to lay in the bed next to me? Who can work that out? Email me if you can.

Let's take a moment of silence for the "I'm not really a nerd, I just play one in a photoshoot" deliciousness that is Sean.


Stalk on!

M.A.M.B. ALERT: ESPN'S Body Issue

Happy Monday, Peeps!

So when I heard about ESPN the magazine's latest issue being chock full of yummy naked athlete goodness, I KNEW it was fodder for Hot Male Alert. And lucky for you all, I can't choose just one! Oooooh the copious amounts of tasty morsel-ness!!!

Today's juicy tidbit: OOOOH, ALLLLLL OF THEM! I mean, COME ON!! Naked, sweaty, glistening, muscle-bound athleticism in its rawest form?? This just might get me to resurrect my Wall O' Men in my bedroom, tearing that poor magazine to bits in the name of the stalk. I just wanna...lick every man page...hold them close to my bosom and let them know they are loved. Stare at their perfectly crafted bodies till I fall asleep...MMMM mmm mm, a sports fantasy come true.

Let's take a moment of silence for the naked male sportsmen goodness that is ESPN's The Body Issue.


Stalk on!


P.S. If you're in the mood for even more hot male bodies served up without the wrapping paper, some that may even leave a bit less to the imagination too, check out my friends at Paragon Men [www.paragonmen.com].

Take Me to Bollywood, Baby!: Ranbir Kapoor

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Ever sit in a movie theater taking in a flick, and just get a little...excited...by the leading man? I mean, like so excited you start squirming in your seat and forget to breath for at least 2 whole scenes? Mmmmmm, ok, maybe that's just me. I had the pleasure of having that experience this weekend while checking out the Bollywood film "Wake Up Sid." A gem of a film, it follows Sid, a spoiled rich college student nearing graduation who is forced to take stock of his life and discover what kind of man he wants to be. As he finds his way, finding love as he does it, I find love myself in him and struggle to keep my seat dry...from my sappy love story-induced tears...or whatever.

Who is this Bollywood stunner that has me wanting to learn how to say "I Love You" in foreign languages, you ask? Today's juicy tidbit: RANBIR KAPOOR!!! The 27 year old Indian actor is a well-known actor in Bollywood, having mesmerized many a lady with his youthful good looks, gentle yet piercing gaze, and top notch acting abilities. I'm telling you, Bollywood is where its at because I literally was so entranced by him I had to see this movie twice. TWICE! Stalker much? Of course!!

If Bollywood's where they're hiding all the good ones, your girl might have to take a trip. How's coming with?

Let's take a moment of silence for the newly discovered treasure that is Ranbir.

Stalk on!