M.A.M.B ALERT: Will Demps

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Sooo, I'm just gonna jump right in on this one. No need to dilly-dally.

Today's juicy tidbit: WILL DEMPS!!! You may recognize this 30 year-old, 6ft tall, 208lb Charleston, South Carolina native from his days of throwing the pigskin around with the New York Giants, Baltimore Ravens, and the Houston Texans. Now, though, sexy ol' Big Willy is a free agent. And with his chiseled good looks, winning Colgate smile, and just all around scrumptiousness (which no doubt could be attributed to his Koren mother and African-American father falling in love and doing us all a major solid), he would be more than welcome to bring his free agent self over here and sign with my team! We could practice everyday: he could tackle me any which way his little heart desires. I'm up for the challenge, because I definitely can take a hit. Mmm mm mm, scrumpt-dilli-umptious!!

Let's take a moment of silence of the sheer M.A.M.B goodness that is Will.

Stalk on!