M.A.M.B ALERT: Will Demps

Happy Monday, Peeps!

Sooo, I'm just gonna jump right in on this one. No need to dilly-dally.

Today's juicy tidbit: WILL DEMPS!!! You may recognize this 30 year-old, 6ft tall, 208lb Charleston, South Carolina native from his days of throwing the pigskin around with the New York Giants, Baltimore Ravens, and the Houston Texans. Now, though, sexy ol' Big Willy is a free agent. And with his chiseled good looks, winning Colgate smile, and just all around scrumptiousness (which no doubt could be attributed to his Koren mother and African-American father falling in love and doing us all a major solid), he would be more than welcome to bring his free agent self over here and sign with my team! We could practice everyday: he could tackle me any which way his little heart desires. I'm up for the challenge, because I definitely can take a hit. Mmm mm mm, scrumpt-dilli-umptious!!

Let's take a moment of silence of the sheer M.A.M.B goodness that is Will.

Stalk on!

M.A.M.B. ALERT: ESPN'S Body Issue

Happy Monday, Peeps!

So when I heard about ESPN the magazine's latest issue being chock full of yummy naked athlete goodness, I KNEW it was fodder for Hot Male Alert. And lucky for you all, I can't choose just one! Oooooh the copious amounts of tasty morsel-ness!!!

Today's juicy tidbit: OOOOH, ALLLLLL OF THEM! I mean, COME ON!! Naked, sweaty, glistening, muscle-bound athleticism in its rawest form?? This just might get me to resurrect my Wall O' Men in my bedroom, tearing that poor magazine to bits in the name of the stalk. I just wanna...lick every man page...hold them close to my bosom and let them know they are loved. Stare at their perfectly crafted bodies till I fall asleep...MMMM mmm mm, a sports fantasy come true.

Let's take a moment of silence for the naked male sportsmen goodness that is ESPN's The Body Issue.


Stalk on!


P.S. If you're in the mood for even more hot male bodies served up without the wrapping paper, some that may even leave a bit less to the imagination too, check out my friends at Paragon Men [www.paragonmen.com].