tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52609276714137422542011-11-27T18:21:03.857-05:00Hot Men. Tasty Morsels. Every Monday.HOT MALE ALERT!!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/12250521455763012396noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5260927671413742254.post-57407499898624481782010-01-18T07:54:00.006-05:002010-01-18T08:07:12.377-05:00

Happy Monday, Peeps!Let's skip the sassy foreplay today; let's just jump right on into the lovin'.Today's juicy tidbit: CHANG CHEN!!! Taiwanese actor, super hot. 'Nuff said.Wast that as good for you as it was for me?Let's take a moment of silence for the quick but lingering love that is Chang Chen.Stalk on!

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Happy Monday, Peeps!!Today, I'm indulging my male model fetish. And, luckily, male model hotness tends to speaks for itself. Today's juicy tidbit: DAVID GANDY!!!British model taking the industry by storm. Rightfully so, since this guy's got the Tall, Dark and Handsome thing down to a science and is hotter than a tea kettle. That, and he has an apparent affinity for going nearly nude whenever

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Happy Monday, Peeps!It's time for another M.A.M.B Alert. Not that I'm at all a "Rah Rah, GO TEAM!" kinda girl. It's just that sports offers so many insanely attractive men that I'd be doing you, the world even, a huge disservice if I ignored that. Plus, here at H.M.A, that would go against all I stand for. And we wouldn't want that, would we? No siree!!!Without further ado, today's juicy

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Happy Monday, Peeps!For today's morning quickie -worthy juicy tidbit, I'm bringing you the Thundah From Down Undah, the Hottie With A Body who's sure to put the "good" in your "G'day Mate!": Australian acting stallion CHRIS HEMSWORTH!!!FEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTT your tired eyes, my lovelies, and let the sight of this handsome creature whisk you away to naughty Never Never Land. And don't rush back

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Happy Monday, Peeps! Its funny how magnetic male hotness is. I could be walking the streets of NYC, stopping in a store, watching TV or listening to music and it will just JUMP out at me, so full, bright and overpowering that it can't be resisted. Just the other day I saw a beautiful man pass by me on the street and I lost all concentration. I texted friends with news: "I just saw the hottest

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Happy Monday, Peeps!!Lately I've had an insatiable taste for Kung Fu Treachery, what with all the recent movie releases that involve high amounts of ass kickin', swash-bucklin', sweaty, bloody Hot Male Alert fantasticalism!! I scratched my eternal itch this weekend when I saw my new favorite movie, Ninja Assassin. And ooooh was I pleased...in my naughty places most of all.Today's juicy tidbit:

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Happy Monday, Peeps!Since we've all got somewhere to be this morning, we'll have to get our jollies quick, fast and in a hurry.Today's juicy tidbit: SANTIAGO CABRERA!!! 31 years old, actor, Chilean, piping hot. 'Nuff said.Let's take a moment of silence and give thanks for morning quickies like Santiago.Stalk on!

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Happy Monday, Peeps!Sooo, I'm just gonna jump right in on this one. No need to dilly-dally.Today's juicy tidbit: WILL DEMPS!!! You may recognize this 30 year-old, 6ft tall, 208lb Charleston, South Carolina native from his days of throwing the pigskin around with the New York Giants, Baltimore Ravens, and the Houston Texans. Now, though, sexy ol' Big Willy is a free agent. And with his

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Happy Monday, Peeps!You know, stalking is a tough job. One of the toughest, if you ask me. I mean, I'm ALWAYS on my J.O.B., scouring the internet, scanning the streets, etc. all to bring to light the hottest of the hot. I practically eat, sleep and breath Hot Male Alert. It is indeed a tough job, but, sigh, someone's gotta do it. And oooh, don't you worry, I do it, with extreme pleasure.The

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Happy Monday, Peeps!Today's juicy tidbit is an oldie but goodie. Ridiculously hot Johnny Tri Nguyen was one of my first Hot Male Alerts, way back in the day, and every time I come across his picture, something happens to me. And it goes a little something like this:1) Eyes bug out2) Completely stop breathing3) Once breathing recommences, 4) Let out a big ::siiiiiiiiiiiigh::5) Try to speak, but

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Happy Monday, Peeps!What a beautiful day to wake up and smell the hottie. It'd be nice if we could all just roll over and find it in bed next to us. If you've got that, more power to you and I'm super jealous. If not, I've got a treat for you...Today's juicy tidbit: SEAN D. SULLIVAN!!! I've been keeping him under wraps for a while, wanting him to be my secret hottie viewing pleasure. Yes,

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Happy Monday, Peeps!So when I heard about ESPN the magazine's latest issue being chock full of yummy naked athlete goodness, I KNEW it was fodder for Hot Male Alert. And lucky for you all, I can't choose just one! Oooooh the copious amounts of tasty morsel-ness!!!Today's juicy tidbit: OOOOH, ALLLLLL OF THEM! I mean, COME ON!! Naked, sweaty, glistening, muscle-bound athleticism in its rawest

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Happy Monday, Peeps!Ever sit in a movie theater taking in a flick, and just get a little...excited...by the leading man? I mean, like so excited you start squirming in your seat and forget to breath for at least 2 whole scenes? Mmmmmm, ok, maybe that's just me. I had the pleasure of having that experience this weekend while checking out the Bollywood film "Wake Up Sid." A gem of a film, it

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Happy Monday Peeps!There are times in life when words are deemed completely useless. Right now is one of those times.Today's juicy tidbit: JON KORTAJARENA!!! There are...no words. I wish I could find some, but Jon has me tongue tied, mouth wide open, drool slipping down, eyes bugged out. Just...dig in. Enjoy.Let's bow our heads in thanks and take a moment of silence for the (fill in the

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Happy Monday, Peeps!Hot men, mmmm. What does the word "hot" even mean? Merriam-Webster's Dictionary defines the adjective "hot" as "capable of giving a sensation of heat, sexually excited or receptive, and/or sexy", among other definitions. Well, that sounds about right. What, however, does it mean to YOU in relation to men? What makes one particular guy hot, while the others are not? Does it

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Happy Monday, Peeps!I'm so lucky to have such a great team supporting me in my hot male stalking endeavors. Friends and family alike have been going full force to help me seek out the hottest of hot, and for that, I am so thankful. So hats off to you, lovies! You are truly helping make the world a happier place, one stalk at a time.That being said, I've been doing this for years, if only

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Happy Monday, peeps! And Happy Labor Day, as it were. Today I got to experience the West-Indian Day Parade and Carnival 2009 in Brooklyn. Music thumpin' and bodies jumpin', carnival brought out the hot males like you would NOT believe. I'm walking through the parade, catching glimpses of half-naked men's beautifully and intricately-crafted bodies. Glistening with sweat, gyrating left and

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Happy Monday, peeps! It is my esteemed pleasure to kick start your work week by hitting you over the head with hotness at its most delectable. Today, I'm coming with a special alert, my M.A.M.B alert (for those of you that are new to H.M.A., the Men. Agression. Muscles. Brawn. [M.A.M.B] alert is especially for sports guys.), with soccer as the main event.Mmm, soccer...or football as they call

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There are only a handful of TV shows that I simply CANNOT miss every week. One of which is True Blood. Maybe its the cute (yet exaggerated) Southern accents that remind me of home in the Dirty South. Maybe its my not-so-secret obsession with all things vampire. Or maybe its a latent desire to be bitten, becoming one of those fabulously sexy creatures that go "bump" in the night. Whatever it

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