M.A.M.B. Alert: Mark Sanchez

Happy Monday, Peeps!

It's time for another M.A.M.B Alert. Not that I'm at all a "Rah Rah, GO TEAM!" kinda girl. It's just that sports offers so many insanely attractive men that I'd be doing you, the world even, a huge disservice if I ignored that. Plus, here at H.M.A, that would go against all I stand for. And we wouldn't want that, would we? No siree!!!

Without further ado, today's juicy tidbit: Mark Sanchez!!! This 6'2, 225 lb Mexican American man-bombshell (or, should I say, "m.a.m.b-shell", ha!) from Long Beach, California is the QB for the New York Jets. I ran across his beautiful face whilst flipping through the pages of Cosmo Magazine during the holidays. As I sit at home with my mother, sister and best friend from the 6th grade, I took one look at him and nearly choked on my Christmas red velvet cupcake. "Oh yes," I managed to whisper while recovering, "yesssssssssss.". Just the mere glimpse of him: his striking face, killer smile, thick, wavy hair meant for tugging, sparkling eyes and wicked body, made me start ovulating. Oh Mark, where for art thou to be my baby daddy??? Come hither and yawn...

After I'd made up my mind to share him with you, I knew I had to ask my audience for a second opinion. As I passed the Cosmo around, his picture face up on the page, I asked "Sooooo... H.M.A?". My lovely mother, sister and bff all concurred: he was quality. So enjoy, and if you see him, tell him that H.M.A. says keep up the good work. We like him...a lot.

Let's take a moment of silence for the conclusive-by-popular opinion hotness that is Mark.

Stalk on!